Snuggies and huggies and brownies too It's amazing all the things underwear can do BVD's or Hanes and Fruit of the Loom With pretty designs of flowers that bloom Or hearts or dots or Mickey Mouse faces Solid or see through or made of thin laces Double-mint plaid with a reversible pocket Comes with a built in electrical socket To curl or twirl or blow dry your hair When there's no pluggin's anywhere Long or short or thin or wide What's that smell, has something died Change them weekly, monthly or yearly Wear them longer if you love them so dearly Rips and tears, streaks and stains They plague your undies with so many pains Hanging too loose or tight to their fannies Not much unlike their friend the panties It gives us a basis to live, love and care This extraordinary thing called underwear

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